| Yup, its me again! And,
as you can see from the recent photo above right, I'm outfitted handsomely
for Aunt Jeanne. She can huff, and she can puff, but she's no match for
the hot air expelled daily by yours truly.
Cool Stuff Department
Product Feedback Center
The new MIcrosoft Product
Feedback Center is definitely worth a visit. In case you haven't been
there, this is MS's new way of communicating directly with the users and
early adopters of their products, Much of what you enter here actually
goes into the various product groups "real bug database", so do pay a visit.
You can also get early warning of similar problems and info on the suggested
fixes.
While you are at it, swing on over to Channel
Nine for some very interesting
forums, posts and videos from Microsoft people.
Sprint Now Offering SmartPhone
Nice to see that new providers are hoppping
online.
Reflection and Web Form binding?
John Dyer, author of the excellent FreeTextBox editing control, has
a new piece
on MSDN about using reflection to do two-way binding from
a business object to the controls on a WebForm. It could be a little
better fleshed out IMHO, but its got some good sample code. One of the
things Dr. Dotnetsky really gets annoyed at is when they have these MSI
installers with LOOOOONG default installation paths (to the point of
being ridiculous, as this one is) that only install a single class
file, and a EULA!
IE Scripted Automation Interface
Alex Furman has put out SWExplorerAutomation, a visual interface to
the Internet Explorer DOM.
Your Own Behind Department
Dr. Dotnetsky didn't become a .NET Guru by accident. It took time and
effort, and the help of people who were willing to act as mentors. And
the best mentor "teaches a man to fish", rather than just dishing out
the answer every time. That means, when you ask a dumb question, or one
where the answer can be easily found, you are instructed to RTFM. So
if you see old Dr. Dotnetsky answering forum posts with snide remarks,
please try to understand that he doesn't always do it just to be a smartass.
He does it because he knows that by teaching people to use their own
resources to get their own answers, they will become better developers
in the long run. F1 is your friend. So is Google. Its your behind.
Political BS Department
I'm Dr. Dexter Dotnetsky, and I approve this
message.
I got a few fan emails related to my last rant about having
"made up my mind" about the November election, and they were
uniformly of the same thread - basically, non-independent thinking, left
-leaning people who felt compelled for some reason to spout mindless
quote after quote in some sort of attempt to get me to become a Liberal.
What are these people thinking? Hey, you wanna be a Liberal? Great! Knock
yourself out! As I made perfectly clear, there are times in history when
certain types of hard decisions need to be made, and unfortunately, this
is one of them. "Liberal" simply does not fit into the picture
in this particular election cycle, thank you. Maybe next time around.
So, save your breath. Or, you might
try sending your resume to CBS news . . .
Or, you can study
the monkeys who have learned to hack
the voting machines that will be used in over 30 states. Dr. Dotnetsky
doesn't feel inclined to lend support to a candidate whose platform consists
mainly of bashing the incumbent rather than providing concrete alternatives.
And, as they say, "First impression's the last one" - an 18 year voting
record of "first impressions" doesn't give me much confidence either.
We had a lot of this kind of mindless bashing when .NET
first came out. Legions of anti-Microsoft morons claiming it was vaporware,
etc. etc. Strange, but I don't hear any of them now. If you are so blinded
by hatred or a desire to "get even" that you can't even think logically
to the point where your sole motivation for going to the voting booth
is to get rid of somebody, rather than to elect somebody who is clearly
a better choice, that doesn't compute for me. There are a lot of smart,
strategic thinkers in the Democratic party that I would vote for. Unfortunately,
none of them made it to candidate status.
Snippets of Wisdom
Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"
- "No..."
- "Inheritance."
Well, I gotta cut this one short, since the winds have been howling
and I dunno how long the power will stay on. They say bad programming
is like the sound of transformers exploding down the street. You can't
smell the code. They also say the number one cause of bugs in programs
is programmer memory loss. Uh, what was I saying?
Cheers,
- - Dexter Dr. Dexter Dotnetsky is the alter-ego of the Eggheadcafe.com forums, where he often pitches in to help answer particularly difficult questions and make snide comments. Dr. Dotnetsky holds no certifications, and does not have a resume. Always the consummate gentleman, Dr. Dotnetsky can be reached at youbetcha@mindless.com. Dr. Dotnetsky's motto: "If we were all meant to get along, there would be no people who wait for all the groceries to be rung up before starting to look for their damn checkbook."Do you have a question or comment about this article? Have a programming problem you need to solve? Post it at eggheadcafe.com forums and receive immediate email notification of responses.
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